It’s almost like Miley and Kesha starred in the movie freaky Friday and switched bodies
"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”
do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is
you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job
"You expect me to jump off of this cliff? Are you insane?"
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.
And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.
ALL OF THIS
"your lips look so chapped"
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.