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What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

disneytoonland:

Dragon Around 1954

disneytoonland:

Dragon Around 1954

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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tsarbucks:

wow 2014 is in like a week? seems like only yesterday when it was 1349 and 1/3 of europe’s population was being wiped out by the bubonic plague. sigh. good times. 

It’s almost like Miley and Kesha starred in the movie freaky Friday and switched bodies

h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

nickelbackthatassup:

you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job

bobdoom:


"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"