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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

bettywhiteprivilege:

"describe yourself in five words"

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generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

sansgod:

Me to my mom: Honestly like I’m not tryna start drama but what’s for dinner mom???