man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read
Dragon Around 1954
the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept
wow 2014 is in like a week? seems like only yesterday when it was 1349 and 1/3 of europe’s population was being wiped out by the bubonic plague. sigh. good times.
"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”
do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is
you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job
"You expect me to jump off of this cliff? Are you insane?"