knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
"describe yourself in five words"
u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u
Me to my mom: Honestly like I’m not tryna start drama but what’s for dinner mom???